Public Enemy: Doctors forced to guarantee emergency services during the holidays will operate on patients with the Christmas turkey carving knife

The Minister of Health issued an order so that hospitals can change doctors’ holidays to guarantee the opening of Emergency Rooms in winter, but doctors refuse to change their holidays and say they are willing, if they are duly rewarded, to leave the hospital for five minutes. They are used to operating on patients’ appendix with a turkey carving knife, signing prescriptions with the Parker ballpoint pen they received as a Christmas gift from their grandmother or, a few minutes before counting down the seconds until New Year’s Eve, anesthetizing patients with champagne. It should be noted that the majority of patients who will be seen by doctors this winter were placed on waiting lists during the last Ice Age. VE