Don’t Let Michelangelo Imposter’s Mar-A-Lago Efficiency Reject TMNT: Mutant Mayhem Its Rightful Oscar

Is that this imposter a part of a larger conspiracy to sully the great identify of the Junior Mutant Ninja Turtles, or the results of Republicans as soon as once more now not in fact figuring out the political messaging of media, like how the alt-right has co-opted the visuals of Marvel’s Punisher? Or most likely that is simply the ongoing bitter grapes of Vanilla Ice himself, who has very clearly felt some more or less manner about how the track in TMNT movies has handiest gotten higher with each and every installment following “The Secret of the Ooze.” In 2014, Van Winkle ran his mouth about “Shell Shocked,” the observe from Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J, and Ty Dolla $ign for Jonathan Liebesman’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” film in spite of the truth he couldn’t get a hold of a bar like “All my brothers tryna get some cheddar / We all want our cut like the shredder / Me and my bros come together for the dough / Bought the orange Lamborghini, call it Michelangelo” in his wildest goals.

As for “TMNT: Mutant Mayhem?” Why, that movie has, for my cash, the most productive track of 2023. Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’ rating completely RIPS and the needle drops of Blackstreet, A Tribe Known as Quest, Naughty Via Nature, MF Doom, Busta Rhymes, Ol’ Grimy Bastard, Ms. Lauryn Hill, Gravediggaz, DMX, and four Non Blondes kicks ass. Vanilla Ice will have to be grateful his observe were given a three-second cameo within the movie.

That is all to mention, if there are any Academy citizens in the market studying this: when casting your poll for Perfect Animated Component, you’d be sensible to believe “TMNT: Mutant Mayhem.” Any individual in the market is obviously threatened through their energy, a surefire signal that they’re doing one thing fair.

“TMNT: Mutant Mayhem” is available to stream on Paramount+ and on physical release.