A Luís Montenegro’s promise to remove the supposed ideological burden from citizenship classes came too late: conservative families can no longer bear “the exposure of their children to vouchers for sex change and train passes to go to the Bloc’s summer camps made available in public school” and took to the streets to set fire to designer bags, designer boots and other cockatiels incinerated on the altar of indignation. “I just didn’t set the bus on fire because that’s what my maid takes to come to work,” a mother told IP while throwing Balenciaga accessories at the PSP’s rapid intervention brigades. M.B.
