Public Enemy: António Guterres’ pacifist speeches make the UN secretary-general the favorite to win the Miss Universe contest

António Guterres’ beautiful speeches about the need for people to end wars, join hands and save pandas from drowning because of climate change earned him a nomination for the Nobel Prize for Literature, as well as entry into the Miss Universe contest, for who is already considered the big favorite, along with Pedro Nuno Santos, who proposed raising the IRC of weapons companies and creating a progressive IRS level for panda cubs. António Guterres is also the big favorite for the Nobel Peace Prize due to the powerful lobby for Limiano cheese, used on pizzas by the influential Italian-American mafia in New York. VE